10 January 2005

Days Gone By

Okay, for all you girls out there with little bittie titties here is a story that you might enjoy! Now, I don't know if this should make me feel REALLY super bad, or what, but it is hilarious no matter! The one thing you will have to understand is that the girls I work with are probably the craziest people I have encountered in my life, and when you get five crazy ass girls together you are going to have a good time no matter what! Here we go.....

I was running late as usual so I just picked up this case that I keep my fingernail polish stuff in. I was just going to take it to work and paint up on my nails if we were slow. In one of the pockets I had one of my bra pads in there......I guess I put it in there because I really didn't have anywhere else to put it and I didn't want to lose it. Well, I mean, it isn't like a pillow or anything! It's just this little pad that helps liftage:) Well, to get along with the story we were really busy that day so my case was just sitting there in my station and Allison came over and was peering around in my stuff. She was taking this out and taking this out. All of a sudden she pulls out my pad and was like........."What is this!??" I turned around like, What in the world is she talking about? Well, my face got so red I know it.......because as I turn around she is standing there with my bra pad (Allison has some big boobies) under one of her boobs! I just about have no words to describe what this looked like. Picture a watermelon as a boob and someone holding a croissant under it like it was a pad or something. My poor pad looked like a little bottle in the vast ocean. It was no comparison, so I snatched it from her and put it up to mine and said........"SEE, THIS IS HOW IT WORKS!" , and slung it back into it's carrier. LMAO.........it was the funniest thing ever! I always thought of my pads as miracles, but now I think of my pads in a whole new light. Submitted by Meagan from the Little Bittie Tittie Comittee.

I could run on and on about the girls at work, but we'll save stories for other posts. Well, I had a pretty good vacation. I spent lots of time with my cousin Kelly, we cleaned her house. For two solid days I cleaned and cleaned and cleaned! I really don't think I could have ever cleaned this much in my entire life. I was tired for a week, but as you can see I recovered! And let me tell ya, I am soooooooooo mad at my stupid brother. Could he call me back sooner or what? How many times do you have to call someone and them not call you back! Travis, if you see this I'm coming after you!

I went to the coolest party ever. It was this makeup party, I KNOW I KNOW......whatever you say, but for real, It was a good time. Just a bunch of girls shooting the breeze drinking a little vodka and stuff, and putting makeup on. What could be better? Well, now I am supposed to have this party thing! I have such a problem with commiting to things like that. I know now that I am going to have to get snacks together and hi-tail it home that night to get things set up for the party and stuff. I am having a pedicure party though, wanna come? It is at 6 o'clock on the 25 of January and you are very welcome to come and join in the fun. I am really excited, but nervous. I just can't wait until it is over with!

Well, let me tell ya........I am probably the biggest crackhead in Southern West Virginia! No, really, don't try to icing it over, it's true! I really am! First thing is first. I checked my pay last Saturday to see what it was and it was only 410.00.......I was like........WHOA NELLY SOMETHING IS WRONG! My pay should be loads more than that.....so I got to thinking and stressing a little bit about what happened and I came to the conclusion that the vacation days I took weren't paid. Yes, yes, I suppose that you all are going to think that it is my fault and you are absolutely correct. Yes, I didn't turn them in, so I concocted (how do you spell that?) this story and called the head teller and was like........"I didn't get paid for my vacation days." She said.....Well, did you turn them in? and I was like.....I can't remember, but I think so. Well, she said to call one person and that person would call someone else.......yadda yadda yadda. So, I did and do you know Cathy, (she is the administrative assistant that handles all the pay) knows me better than anyone else apparantly. She calmly said after I diligently told her my story says to me.....Meagan, did you turn them in.......and I said.....I don't know......I thought so. Well, she knew that I knew I didn't and said.....Well, Meagan, You can't get paid for them if you don't turn them in" So, all ends well after I sent up the necessary paperwork along with a couple pieces of candy to bribe her to get it done. haha, yes, I do have many time changes!

That's about it for now, I know there is probably more, but I will gather up some more stories and submit them within the week.

Later tots...........mwah


Blogger Jennifer said...

ok..... i have to give props to my LBTC club chick... aint not nothin but love for the itty bitty titty girls..... wish i could give some of mine to ya... i have enough to go around to all ... :)

signing off.....
President of the Big Titty Committy


5:35 PM  
Blogger Bird33 said...

Hah, great comment there by Jenn. Nice post, you were due for a new one, that's for sure. Just because they're little doesn't mean they're not nice. You know I'd be liking them either way. Rough story on your check. I lose my mind like that half the time too, so I doubt you're the only one. Anyways, have a great week and have fun!

5:46 PM  

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